News from Alaska.

So, I have lots of other news to write about from Minnesota, but I'll start with this news. Now, lord only knows how my good buddy ACE, aka Uncle Kayak, got a hold of this picture, but for the love of all that's decent and holy...sweet jesus.

Let me tell you about Ace. He's a legend in his own time...he's been going up to ANWR for about four or five years now just to look in on goings on there, and he's 'in' with quite a few Alaskan locals. That being said...

I also saw a picture today of Mrs. Palin in a star-spangled bikini holding a rifle. There is no doubt she has the Red State Update contingency locked up--and, of course, the MySpacers. And liberal PhotoShop geeks.

And now you know...the REST of the story.