This guy hates blogs for all the right reasons.

If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide.

Dear God...I laughed my ASS off reading this; I hate blogs, too, and just for these reasons. I'm so proud that I don't have a blogroll from HELL, and that I have no advertising. UGH. If anyone reads my online journal, then god bless you. I am, in fact, a journalism drop-out. My English degree with an emphasis in journalism has come in really handy for owning my own business. If I care to actually write anything that gets a second or third draft, it is actually half-decent, and I can be and have been published. But you folks reading this don't get that pleasure. My blog is strictly first-draft bull shit, which can be factually incorrect and typo-ridden, and I am damn proud of it. Now go read that link and die laughing, already.