Aw nuts.
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The first time I saw a pair of "Truck Nutz" I was totally offended. I hated them. I wanted them GONE from my line of vision.
What kind of sick motherf*ker hangs a pair of plastic, Made-in-China testicles from their vehicle? I don't run in those circles, so I wouldn't know the motivation behind such an offensive decoration.
I'm perplexed, though, that lawmakers have to step in and speak to this. Aren't they busy enough? What the hell? Personally, I don't care what people do with their property. Far be it from me to tell anyone how they should decorate their vehicle.
From the Confederate Flag to the bad-kid-pissing-on-whatever, there has been and will always be some way for drivers to make a statement about themselves that they can communicate to other drivers with whom they share the highways and byways of America.
Maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Now when I see a truck with nuts hanging from the hitch I just get away from it as fast as I can. So you see, as offensive as that bit of decor is, it is an excellent clue into the mind of the driver.
Nut lovers, please keep your nuts hanging from the hitch so I know exactly who I should pass as quickly as possible when I'm out and about.
And Florida lawmakers...for the love of god...get some real work done! You can start by proposing a ban on mud flaps with the reclining chrome chick.
The first time I saw a pair of "Truck Nutz" I was totally offended. I hated them. I wanted them GONE from my line of vision.
What kind of sick motherf*ker hangs a pair of plastic, Made-in-China testicles from their vehicle? I don't run in those circles, so I wouldn't know the motivation behind such an offensive decoration.
I'm perplexed, though, that lawmakers have to step in and speak to this. Aren't they busy enough? What the hell? Personally, I don't care what people do with their property. Far be it from me to tell anyone how they should decorate their vehicle.
From the Confederate Flag to the bad-kid-pissing-on-whatever, there has been and will always be some way for drivers to make a statement about themselves that they can communicate to other drivers with whom they share the highways and byways of America.
Maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Now when I see a truck with nuts hanging from the hitch I just get away from it as fast as I can. So you see, as offensive as that bit of decor is, it is an excellent clue into the mind of the driver.
Nut lovers, please keep your nuts hanging from the hitch so I know exactly who I should pass as quickly as possible when I'm out and about.
And Florida lawmakers...for the love of god...get some real work done! You can start by proposing a ban on mud flaps with the reclining chrome chick.
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