Coyote's Canyon Journal

"Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth." -- Walt Whitman, Song of the Open Road

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I enjoy writing. I don't actually make a living with my English degree, so I keep a blog for fun. The blog is first draft, and as a former editor I apologize for any weird errors that may be present. I do not apologize for writing about things that matter to me. Thanks for reading.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Taos: A Tough Gig

MSN.com: New hotel owner hounded by racism charges --
Hispanic employees protest after being told to change their first names


I've moved to a small mountain town and started a business. Those darn locals. They always have their customs, their culture, their history. And darn it all, they are passionate about keeping town the way they've always known it to be. But I have to say...what was this guy THINKING? Did he know nothing of the Land Grant Spanish? Or of New Mexicans of Mexican descent? I mean, what kind of jack ass...oh never mind. Read the article and prepare to be stunned.

Look. Taos is lovely as a day-trip kind of place. However, the clashes that are customary between the residents and its differing socio-economic castes are legendary in the Inter-mountain West...and if you moved there, you would wish to be as wealthy as Julia Roberts or Donald Rumsfeld so you could hide away on your vast acreage and send the "help" into town for groceries.

I've seen it before--an old guy with some money comes to a small town and starts throwing his weight and money around. Thinks he can buy respect, and buy his way into and out of friendships, city council, and business deals, bragging the whole time. Classic "big fish in a little pond" syndrome. That may fly in some small towns, but Taos...

Mr. Whitten would do well to sell his assets leave town as quickly as possible.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Fashion Hiker 911

Tired from a tough hike? Rescuers fear Yuppie 911 - Yahoo! News

These people!

When we had the outfitting store at the edge of one of the most hazardous and remote desert environments in the Southwest, people who had never hiked in the desert would come in and demand--yes, demand--to know overland routes that stretched for miles, where no water would be found. AND it would be July or August. I would always warn them off the best I could. Sometimes I couldn't, and a lot of the time I got the old "yer-a-chick-you-don't-know-shit" vibes as I begged and cajoled and pleaded with some idiot from Boston to NOT do THAT hike. Their answer was always...

"Oh. I have a cell phone."

Those things don't work in the bottom of a canyon. But, service was available from towers on Navajo Mountain, and every other year or so some jackass would call up for a non-emergency that would call out search and rescue. This is a real problem in the National Parks, where people and available funds are pushed to limit by rank outdoor amateurs that plan on calling for help for the least of reasons, like the whiners in this story that didn't like the salty water. WTF?

My advice to people that aren't secure enough in their outdoor skills and plan on using a back country beacon is this: hire a guide service.

If you aren't sure you could do the hike without a beacon, don't do it.

Don't call out search and rescue unless you're having a heart attack, you have a broken bone, somebody you know that is hiking is overdue from their hike, or somebody dies. Those are about the only rules for calling out help, really.

Search and rescue is not a handy-dandy hiking helper for people who haven't hiked or camped before. My solution to this problem?

Hand them a bill for rescue services, charge them with reckless endangerment, and put their pictures up with their idiotic story at all the public lands visitor centers.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Sweat lodge

First sweat lodge survivor speaks out - Yahoo! News

I've sort of been following this story, because I helped to build and participated in a sweat lodge ceremony in 2006. I've seen photos of the deadly lodge and I have to question the use of a large, plastic tarp over the top. When I was building the lodge I was going to sit in, I recall only cloth blankets were used to cover the dome--nothing plastic, only 'breathable' stuff (OK--I just looked at a pic of the lodge I helped to build. Some plastic was used, but the size was considerably smaller than the lodge of death). Further, you can't expect people to fast in the desert and not also become dehydrated or suffer heat stroke. Maintaining correct body temperature in the desert requires caloric intake; being starved, probably dehydrated, then sitting in an oven-like environment is a terrible error in judgment.

None of us had to endure fasting, and none of us would have been chided if we wanted to leave during the sweat. No pressure. Several participants in the sweat helped to build the lodge under guidance from a woman who had done it for decades. She was a delight, and I'm sure if anyone had felt ill, she would have encouraged them to leave the sweat.

And this James Arthur Ray character that was in charge...*sigh* How is it that a goofball like this is a millionaire and I am not?

I'm just saying.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Sex v. iPhone...as if

Carl Honore: In Praise Of Slow Sex

OK. Upon reading this article I was stunned that ANYONE in the midst of a vital, personal, shared human experience would even CONSIDER having the phone within grasping distance, let alone actually answer a call or a text.

Just some advice here...if these situations have happened to you (either the phone answering person OR the interrupted person) you are in a bad relationship, or one that is in need of serious reconsideration.

If some guy dissed me for Twitter during bedtime he would be shown the door. Conversely, if I was more obsessed with knowing what my FB or Twitter peeps were up to than what was going on between the sheets, I would say that there might be something missing in the relationship...like real intimacy.

I'm just astounded by this.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

MarketWatch Op-Ed says legalize it.

Paul B. Farrell: End the war on drugs, start the legalization - MarketWatch

Wow. I never thought I'd see a piece like this on one of Wall Street Journal's business web sites. And I would gather, from the photo of the author provided, that perhaps the older generation is finally realizing that a stoner is a lot less dangerous than an alcoholic.

What I find most interesting about this is Farrell's shout-out to big pharmaceutical firms to lead the legalization discussion and legislation drive. I don't know about that. They have probably done their share of supporting the war on drugs since it has served them financially to do so. It would be smart of them to call for legalization, though. They would instantly be prepared for the distribution end of their new products, farming season notwithstanding for marijuana. But seriously, I would probably never smoke pot grown by Pfizer or Merck just on principal.

Friday, October 02, 2009

National Parks are great and Gary North is an idiot.

The National Parks: The Super-Rich's Greatest Idea by Gary North

I have been enjoying the PBS documentary on the national parks. A large chunk of my adult life, and my relationship with my spouse, has been spent in a beautiful park or monument.

I love nature. I am grateful that somebody rich enough could buy up the lands and preserve it 100 years ago so I, too, could see it in its natural state. Wonderful. If developers and smaller land owners were to have bought up the lands that are now parks, OR if the super-rich that bought the land wanted to develop it (which would have been their right) Americans would not have the scenic beauty, or the myriad flora and fauna, that the parks preserve.

Mr. North's essay makes clear he has actually never even visited a national park since he states "consumers must apply to reserve a pass" into the parks. That is simply untrue. You go there, you drive in. You pay the entrance fee (if there is one). If you want to camp, space at campgrounds is limited and only recently the park service has allowed reservations for camping spots, but that is the only time I've ever heard of being able to "reserve" anything regarding entry into the parks.

Then Mr. North gets off on this tangent of park land use, hikers vs. bikers vs. cars, fire management practices, and some other red herrings that have nothing to do with the premise of his absurdly sophomoric editorial, which rambles and goes off point. Often.

From what I can discern from his inane and badly researched rambling, Mr. North is angry that the super-rich elites are trying to lock up land from you the people so you can't own it, develop it, enjoy it in the way you want, or even visit it.

As a libertarian thinker, I see that those lands now within the national parks are priceless in value, and no one else could have bought that big a chunk except for very wealthy people, who through the market had created their wealth and were free to do with it what they wanted. They were capitalists in the very best sense of the word, and they used their great influence and wealth in a positive way by donating the land they bought to never be used, but preserved. Hey, they bought it outright, and it was theirs to develop/not develop/give away/mine/ranch as they saw fit. Rockefeller could have sold, ranched, leased back to the ranchers, or developed the land east of the Tetons in Wyoming if he wanted. But he didn't want to.

A society, I believe, can be judged by what they value, protect and treasure. True, the super-rich started the National Parks idea. But on the whole, that America had some foresight to protect these places speaks volumes about us as a group of people. As a beneficiary of these gifts, I am grateful that I can see a vista today almost exactly as it looked 100 or more years ago. I'm glad condos don't dot the rim of Grand Canyon. I'm thrilled that Grand Canyon was never dammed, unlike Glen Canyon, whose loss was and is immeasurable considering the dam that drowned such beauty has never lived up to the hype that caused it to be built...as in, the water it holds back as Lake Powell is not greatly used for agriculture or development, and the electricity the turbines produce cannot be sold in a large quantity because of transmission and grid issues.

But I digress. Gary North does make a point about how the parks do lock up land. And I've been to many parks that, I have to say, don't really rate the protection or status of a national park designation, or the designation is so huge and crazy that it really locks up a lot of land that doesn't need to be part of a park necessarily. I've been in and around enough parks to know. I've also seen acres and acres of western federal land that is not park land that is being mined, grazed, and logged at below-market rates to businesses that would rather lease from the federal government than own that land and pay the taxes. I say sell that land. That is another topic of discussion, though.

Mr. North is also ignoring that there are developers that do benefit from a park's designation. I present Gatlinburg outside of Great Smoky Mountains National Park as exhibit A. Personally, I think Gatlinburg is a festering boil on the mountains of Tennessee, but some people just love it. It's miles and miles of hotels, stores, theaters, and cheesy tourist attractions that, without the nearby national park designation, would probably never have developed the way it did. The land there is no less pretty naturally as the rest of the park (barring the buildings), it has just been developed to the point of nausea. Developers have won the day there, Mr. North. Go check it out. Then actually go into the park and see what could have been developed. You don't need a reservation...you can drive right in!

Being in nature is, at its core, the most intense way to feel being free that I have ever felt. Thoreau felt it and wrote volumes about it. In fact, I probably wouldn't have such strong libertarian/free thinking tendencies had I never been hiking in beautiful places, being self-sufficient, and letting my mind wander and ponder the nature of freedom and existence. The realization of personal liberty and self-sovereignty is a priceless gift, and just a small part of what the national parks have given back to me. Yeah, I have issues with the park service since I've actually been on the ground and had to work with them, but they are fleeting. The place is what matters. The plants and animals matter. Being able to go and see these places matters.

Mr. North: before you try writing about this topic again, please visit a national park so you sound like you know what you're talking about. Um, wait...just spare me altogether and never write about it again.